Friday, September 21, 2007

Make Your Own Conspiracy Theory

What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand peace you need to realize that everything is controlled by a readers made up of artists with help from humans.

The conspiracy first started during flood in Europe. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Watergate.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by chewing nails.

They want to wake up Bib and imprison resisters in work using buses.

In order to prepare for this, we all must run. Since the media is controlled by Itty Bitty we should get our information from Celeborn.

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand Communism you need to realize that everything is controlled by a whole lot of French people made up of albino gorillas with help from the black panthers and Michael Douglas.
The conspiracy first started during the Bolshevik revolution in Rotherham. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Kiefer Sutherland's arrest.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by distinctive red marks on their left forearms that look like Postman Pat.
They want to garrotte camels and imprison resisters in Nettos using 20,000 stout men dressed in grass skirts.
In order to prepare for this, we all must demand a staring contest with Barney the dinosaur. Since the media is controlled by Indian restaurant owners from beyond the moon we should get our information from Noel Edmonds.

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