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Friday, September 21, 2007

Make Your Own Conspiracy Theory

What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand peace you need to realize that everything is controlled by a readers made up of artists with help from humans.

The conspiracy first started during flood in Europe. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Watergate.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by chewing nails.

They want to wake up Bib and imprison resisters in work using buses.

In order to prepare for this, we all must run. Since the media is controlled by Itty Bitty we should get our information from Celeborn.

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The Random Conspiracy Theory Generator

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Martha Stewart leaked a story to the press implying that the oldest person riding a nuclear missile aimed at Australia has placed an alien implant somewhere inside of several small crustaceans.


An elite team of government assassins strongly suspects that a custodian three miles west of the headquarters of the United Nations doesn't want to spend another second with Gillian Anderson.

Trent Lott has no way of knowing if a prisoner conceived in Canada has been abducted by a group of visitors from outer space.

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